Revenge Looks Best in a Dress

"Clark," Brainy tried not to plea as he spoke to his boyfriend through the bathroom door. "This is stupid."

"This is brilliant," Clark countered, sounding excited.

"You're just mad that Kara flirted with me."

"No, I'm mad because people seem to think you're a cute couple."

"And how is this proving your point?"

"It's not about proving my point; it's about annoying Kara. If I wanted to prove my point I'd give you a victory kiss in front of a crowd after saving the day from Lex Luthor, again."

As tempting as that sounded, Brainy's sense of discretion still made his face heat up and he hoped Clark wasn't watching him through the door with his X-ray vision.

"Clark-"

"Don't tempt me; I just might do it one day."

This only made Brainy blush more and he wished Ma and Pa were here to talk some sense into their first adopted son. Well, Pa anyway, Ma would just take pictures.

"I can't talk you out of this; can I?"

"Nope; besides, it's too late to get another costume."

Clark opened the door and stepped out; revealing something that could have possibly made Brainy pass out if he hadn't been expecting it.

Clark Kent, Superman; champion of Earth, the hero that would be most prominent in history, a shining beacon of hope and strength throughout the universe was wearing a Supergirl uniform complete with mid drift, showing off his well sculpted abs, mini skirt, flaunting his toned and hairless legs, and a blond wig. Thankfully he declined the bogus breasts and kept on his fake glasses; no point in risking his secret identity for his revenge. He was also wearing the boots from his own uniform, though that was hardly any sort of comfort.

Despite himself, Brainy's face broke into a smirk.

"Careful, wouldn't want to make Jimmy Olsen fall in love with you."

"I think Chloe can keep him plenty occupied in that sexy librarian outfit of hers."

"I thought she was supposed to be a sexy secretary."

"If the drool is any indication, I don't think Jimmy cares either way."

"True."

Doing his best imitation of an overly girly walk, Clark looped his arm with Brainy's, happy that he looked close to laughing as he winked at him and spoke in an overly girly voice.

"Are you ready to join the rest of the Halloween party Brainiac Five?"

"Stop talking like that; you're going to break all the windows in this place. And my uniform isn't much of a costume."

"You, Chloe, Kara and I all know that but the rest if the Daily Planet doesn't."